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What are you doing?
I'm trying to call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

Rating: 2.0 |

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup !
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

Rating: 2.2 |

Q: What is the definition of Death?
A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.

Rating: 1.4 |

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?"

Rating: 2.0 |

There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket.

They put his left leg in....

Well, you know the rest.

Rating: 2.4 |

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