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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?
A dead centipede.
What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?
One composes and the other decomposes.
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?
A dead cat.
What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?
Pete.
What's a zombie's favorite pop song?
Dead sails in the sunset.
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