Dead and dying jokes
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What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.
Where do ghosts go for their holidays?
The Dead Sea.
First ghoul: You don't look too well today.
Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job.
Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time?
It was a dead heat.
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