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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral?
They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.
Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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