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Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?
It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!

Rating: 4.2 |

The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff,
"Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?"
"Course not," replied the Sheriff.
"We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."

Rating: 1.8 |

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he shouted "Flood!" and escaped. The teacher was then lead out. The squad took aim and the teacher, remenbering how the other two had escaped, shouted "Fire!"

Rating: 3.2 |

At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words.
"Yes," she replied. "He said 'I don't know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."

Rating: 4.2 |

A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died.

When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate.

"Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"

Rating: 3.0 |

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