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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?
He buried it.
What is posthumous work ?
Something written by someone after they are dead !
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?
Rust in peace !
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !
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